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an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.
#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.
# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them
that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.
People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.
Say your name was John.
"John ate dinner."
"John went to the doctor."
"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
Tim Amor
Mikey Arce
Natalie Armstrong
Erin Baker
Gregory Baus
Jake Belder
Jen Boddaert
Matt Breimer
Rachel Breimer
Kristel Bulthuis
Andrea Colyn
Chris Crookall
Louizandre Dauphin
Yolisa DeJager
John Den Boer
Ian Dewaard
Brian Dijkema
Gayle Doornbos
Sarah Dykstra
Steven Dykstra
Kimber Ebels
Heidi Ellens
Erin Ensing
Rachel Epps
Amyann Faul
Alaina Frankruyter
Rodney Glasbergen
Brittany Goheen
Dave Groen
Andy Groen
Joel Haas
Joel Harsevoort
Pieter Harsevoort
Erica Henley
Andrea Hensen
Phil Kinsmen
Tina Koopmans
David T Koyzis
Melissa Kuipers
Felix Lam
Elise LeBlanc
Jason Legg
Annie Ling
Hannah Marsh
Katrina Meerveld
Laura Meijer
Brent Miedema
Marleah Moelker
Laura Moelker
Dylon Nofziger
Karen Oosterhof
Miroslava Ponomarenko
Albert Postma
Joel Rusthoven
Sarah Schofield
Dayna Steenstra
Bonnie Sutherland
Sarah Thomson
Tim Van Alstyne
Jennifer Van Breda
Jakob Van Dorp
Danielle Van Leeuwen
Nicole Vandervies
Steven Veldkamp
Andrew Vis
Graham Ware
Tim Wiersma
Caroline Bulk
Dave Vlasblom
Karen VanderDeen
Golden Buds
Timothy Chaffee
Sarah Van Pelt
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