The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex
Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness
A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.
She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.
Fuck Outta Here
A shorter way to say Get the fuck outta here
Guess who I saw yesterday?
Your old ex. Calvin!
FOH! Where you see that fool?
When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.
"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"
Ladies that are over 380 and are very confident about their weight.
Did you see those nice plump girls over there at the club?
Adj/verb: thankfully lucky
Luckfully that cop pulled someone else over
Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with
I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs
John Den Boer
David T Koyzis
Tim Van Alstyne
Jennifer Van Breda
Jakob Van Dorp
Danielle Van Leeuwen
Sarah Van Pelt
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RJ is such a good sport about our shameless flaunting of his "delicates"
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