Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".
Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"
Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"
When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She?s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one? Oh wow! Dude you should see who just ?winked? at me on Match. Oh I can?t wait to meet this one! Sorry?what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
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