The WORD of the Day

The Word of the Day

The Urban Word of the Day

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.

Person 1: "Tell me how the staff meeting went."
Person 2: "Allow me to recrap..."

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.

#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.

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