The WORD of the Day

The Word of the Day

The Urban Word of the Day

The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.

Person1:"We need a new fork. This one fell on the floor."

Person2:"I'll ask the waiter to get a new one on his how is everything check."

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."

The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them.

I really needed to hear from Felicia on this issue, but all I got was a Reply-None at 4:59.

To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven

To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.

Friend1:Hey man cant you just wear those boxers?
Friend2:(sniff test)yeah i can get a couple more uses out of those

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.

Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d'ouche. I feel like I'm gonna puke.

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On Friday December 2nd, The Ben Bowen Trio, back from an extended summer hiatus, returns to the stage with a gig @ the new Freeway Cafe on King St E in Hamilton.



Enjoy an evening of laid-back jazz standards and melodic originals in this intimate community-minded venue, while enjoying a cup of fair-trade coffee or tea, or perhaps something to nibble on.

Show time is 9pm and cover is $5

Unfortunately, I'm just helping to hype the event, a final choir rehearsal will occupy me all evening. Lemme know how it goes.

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