The Spirit of the Lord GOD is upon me, because the LORD has anointed me to bring good news to the poor; he has sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the prison to those who are bound....
The Word of the Day
Stunted trees near the timber line on a mountain.
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?
Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.
When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.
"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."
"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."
"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."
Today it snowed nearly all day. It's awesome. I love it. I was hoping that I'd get the Krown treatment on my car before the first salt, but alas, I'm such a big fan of snow that I don't mind.
I also found myself in Zellers today picking up the only thing I've ever gone into Zellers for - socks and underwear - and I heard "Frosty the Snowman" and "Jingle Bells." It should be noted that today's date is 18 November. Well, since the retailers are so gung-ho about us spending money, I thought I'd play along.