Luke 6:37-38
"Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven; give, and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you."
So unbelievably close to sheer insanity that one word cannot express the sentiment alone.
Yo, did you see the way Anando pounded shot after shot of straight e?erclear at that party? That shit was cray cray.
Did you hear how cray cray Bryan got last night? Remember that chick from the bar? He took her home and gave her the Tony Danza treatment, no lie.
Note: The power of this adjective phrase is often misunderstood and underestimated. Harm from misuse may occur. Use with caution and only under appropriate circumstances.
The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
I auditioned on Tuesday evening for Mr John Laing, Artistic Director of the John Laing Singers. It would be generous to describe my audition performance as dismal.
Today I was at peace about the whole endeavor. I had made a fool of myself in front of only one man and I would most likely never have to meet that man again. I still had the RUC Alumni Choir, and I was sure that I could audition for Dr. Chris Teeuwsen without as much fear, pain, and embarrassment. I had summoned the courage (or at least the delusions of grandeur) to at least audition, and I had nothing to apologize for. Except for my audition. Gosh that was awful.
Strangely enough, just before dinner this evening, the good Mr Laing called and said...
