Luke 6:37-38
"Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven; give, and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you."
So unbelievably close to sheer insanity that one word cannot express the sentiment alone.
Yo, did you see the way Anando pounded shot after shot of straight e?erclear at that party? That shit was cray cray.
Did you hear how cray cray Bryan got last night? Remember that chick from the bar? He took her home and gave her the Tony Danza treatment, no lie.
Note: The power of this adjective phrase is often misunderstood and underestimated. Harm from misuse may occur. Use with caution and only under appropriate circumstances.
The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
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I had a completely fantastic long weekend. We (fifteen or so of us) visited the Martin house and enjoyed the hospitality of Ed and Irene Martin, along with their excellent sons.
The highlight of the trip was spending a whole weekend with this lovely creature.
And these crazy guys.
And cruising around in a ski boat! w00t!
Now, I still hurt (a lot) from all the wakeboarding, but it's a good kind of hurt. And I'm still a bit sunburned, but it's a good kind of sunburned.
Thanks to the Martins! Thanks to all those who were up there to share the weekend. Until the next time!
