The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
I am very pleased to report that I am now semi-settled into my new apartment. Sunday through Tuesday were the stressful days - running back and forth between places all the time - but then on Tuesday through Wednesday my dear mother and sister came to visit from Sarnia and they worked away on my apartment while I was at the Credit Union and the Starbucks. I was ecstatic to come home to a clean and organized domicile. There will be another round of organization coming up soon as Nick will be moving in tomorrow and Monday.
You are encouraged to update your address books with the following address:
194 Charlton Ave W
Hamilton, ON
L8P 2E1
905.481.1179 (landline)
